January 2012
32 posts
When your mom fucks up your plans & then wants to...
utsukushii-aii:
EVERYTIME!!!
1990: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
2005: Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin Everywhere.
2011: Ass , Ass , Ass , Ass , Ass.
December 2011
23 posts
damnthatswhatshesaid:
Are you from africa ? because african love you.
Are you from jamaica ? becuase jamaican me crazy !
Are you from russia ? because you’re-a making my blood russia to my d*ck.
Are you japanese ? because i wanna take JAPANESE off.
Are you from china ? ‘cause i’m china get your number.
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Joke of the Day:
Me: MA MA MA, I have a joke
Mom: What is it? -,-
Me: So how did I escape Iraq?
Mom: How?
Me: ....IRAN..."LMFAO"
Mom: Damn wtf did I do wrong?